THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER
"Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at first sight but I believe in that click."
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!
it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ
yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
"It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart."
….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.